A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a fine looking blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at
him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many curious glances from her, he said, ‘It’s golf balls.’
The blonde continued to look at him for a [...]
A man entered a Nevada house of ill repute and announced, “I’m offering $20,000 to any woman here who will come into the desert with me and do it my way!” One lady agreed and off they went, into the desert. After about an hour of fairly standard lovemaking, she got curious. “Now, exactly what [...]
The Rabbi in a small town in the old country died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was disconsolate for months until the people of the village decided she should remarry. The town was so small that it only had one eligible bachelor, the butcher. The Rebbetzin was concerned because she had been wed to a scholar, [...]
Shopping for a gift for his wife, a man asked the perfume clerk to show him some “really nice perfume.” She brought out a bottle costing $150. “Whoa! That’s a lot of money,” he moaned. “Maybe something that’s just a little less nice?” So she showed him a bottle that cost $100. “That’s still too [...]
Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen …the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars later, she was a new woman — literally. Her personal physician then performed her annual physical, [...]
Four old geezers came into the pro shop after playing 18 holes and were exhausted. The pro asked if they had a good game and the first old guy said, “Pretty good. I had three riders today.” The second old guy said, “I had five riders.” The third old man said, “I had seven riders, [...]
One hot, dry, dusty day, the sheriff sat outside the jail with his chair tilted back, his feet up on a barrel, and his hat pulled nearly down over his eyes. He watched as an old cowhand rode into town and stopped at the saloon, directly across from him. The cowboy wearily dismounted, tied his [...]
God saw the rascally behavior on Earth so He told an angel to go down and check things out. When the angel returned, he said, “You’re right. It is bad down there. 95% of the people misbehave and only 5% are good.” God considered this but wanted a second opinion. So He sent down a [...]
A guy sitting in the Atlanta airport bar couldn’t ignore the beautiful woman sitting nearby. “She must be a flight attendant,” he thought, “so gorgeous. But which airline?” He leaned over and uttered the Delta slogan, “Love to fly and it shows?” She gave him a blank, confused stare. Hmm, not Delta. Maybe American? “Something [...]
A couple was having dinner at home when the wife said, “You know, Fred, when we were first married, you used to take the smaller piece of steak and give me the larger. Now you take the larger one and leave me the smaller. You don’t love me any more.” “Nonsense,” replied Fred. “You cook [...]