All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain , ‘Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’
‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood , ‘Because I circulate oxygen all over so [...]
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.”
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She [...]
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - ‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - ‘Oh [...]
A nice story - will make you appreciate family…however for most of us, it’s too late!
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like [...]
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.’
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’
The [...]
“This is what marriage is really all about ”
He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles [...]
The grade school teacher had a new game for her pupils. She told them, “I’m holding something behind my back that’s long and hard and has a pink tip.” I quickly raised my hand. “Is it a pencil, teacher?” “No, lil’ Billy,” she said, “but I like the way you’re thinking.” Billy put his hand [...]
A guy called his wife one evening and said, “Honey, I’ve been invited to spend a week fishing with some of my best customers, but they’re leaving right away. Could you pack my clothes, my fishing gear, oh, and don’t forget my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in a few minutes to pick them [...]
The Pope dies and, naturally, he goes to heaven. He’s met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and, after a whirlwind tour, is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides he’s going to read all the ancient original texts of the Holy Scriptures. After an eon or so [...]
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the captain put on and [...]