Two guys were driving along when the driver ran a stoplight. His buddy said, “What are you doing? You ran a stoplight!” The driver said, “Oh, it’s okay. My brother does it all the time.” Pretty soon they came to another stoplight and went right through that one, too. “Are you out of your mind? [...]
A little girl asked her Mom, ‘Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Mom replies , ‘No, because she is in heat.’
‘What’s that mean?’ asked the child.
‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
The little girl goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I take Belle for [...]
A married couple went to a marriage counselor to work out their problems. The counselor began, “Let’s talk about something you have in common.” The husband replied bitterly, “In common? Well, neither one of us likes to suck dick!”
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2007 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in [...]
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Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
if you had a 3 inch floppy…
…you just hoped nobody ever found out!
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened i n New York City , where a woman can go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase [...]
A plane is on its way to houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.? she then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to [...]
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the woman you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Johnny, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so [...]
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no surprise in this day and age.”
The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was the [...]
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be? in good health, they were concerned about his rather small privates.? After? examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes.? That should solve the problem.”? The next? morning when [...]