A Second Opinion

God saw the rascally behavior on Earth so He told an angel to go down and check things out. When the angel returned, he said, “You’re right. It is bad down there. 95% of the people misbehave and only 5% are good.” God considered this but wanted a second opinion. So He sent down a second angel. When he returned, he said, “You were right, that other angel was wrong. It’s 99% bad and only 1% good down there.” God was so displeased that He emailed the 1% to encourage them to keep them being good. Do you know what that email said? No? Yeah, I didn’t get one either!

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Oh, God!

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