A man decided to take up golf, so he signed up for lessons with the local pro. The pro showed him the proper stance and grip and swing and then said, “Now just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.??? The novice teed up and smacked a beauty, straight down the fairway, onto the green, stopping inches from the hole. “Now what???? the man asked the shocked pro. “Uh, you’re supposed to hit the ball into the cup.??? “Oh, great!??? said the beginner in a disgusted tone. “Now you tell me!???