A redneck was in the doctor’s office getting the results of his brain scan. The doctor said, “Billy Bob, these results are amazing. First, your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.” Billy Bob interrupted, “Well, ain’t that normal, Doc? Don’t ever’body got two sides?” The doctor replied, “Well, yes, but on the left side of your brain there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left!”