Archive for 'Bartender Jokes' Category
Drinking in a Hurry
A man rushes into a bar, orders six shots of whiskey and downs them just as fast as the bartender can pour them. “Drinking kinda fast, ain’tcha, buddy???? the bartender asks as he pours number seven. “Humph,??? snorts the man. “You’d drink fast, too, if you had what I have!??? “Oh? What do you have???? [...]
The Blonde with Cleavage (joke)
Here’s a blonde joke you won’t expect – did this ever happen when you ordered a beer? A man sat down at a bar just a few seats away from a blonde showing a lot of cleavage. He ordered a beer. The bartender filled a mug, slid it down the bar, but it hit the [...]
Pour me a drink (joke)
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The man chugs it and says, “Pour me another drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender does and the man downs it as quickly as the [...]
It happenned to my sister (joke)
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin , there’s a better one. At McDougal’s, you buy [...]
