Archive for 'Blonde Jokes' Category
Blonde TGIF (joke)
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T, G, I, F.” He smiled at her and replied, “S, H, I, T.” She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T, G, I, F?” again. He acknowledged [...]
Two Blondes Hammering
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some Carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing Down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail , and Either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, [...]
I Hurt All Over (blonde joke)
“Doc, you’ve got to help me,” said the cute young redhead. “I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor. She touched her right knee with her finger. “Ow, that hurts.” She touched her left cheek. “Ow, that really hurts!” Then she touched her shoulder. “OW! Even THAT hurts!” The doctor grew suspicious. [...]
The Blonde Goes to Vegas (joke)
The blonde plopped down in First Class in spite of her Coach ticket. The stewardess informed her, “Miss, you’re going to have to move to your seat.” But the blonde merely smiled smugly. “Honey, you don’t understand: I’m cute, I’m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I’m going to be rich.” Even the [...]
Watchin’ for the cops (blonde joke)
A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, “See any cops behind us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “Hey, yeah, I do.” “Damn!” said the redhead. “Are his flashers on?” The blonde replied, “Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope.” Related PostsA blonde watches the news (joke)A [...]
A blonde watches the news (joke)
A blonde and a redhead were in a bar after work, watching the six o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off a bridge. The blonde bet the redhead fifty bucks he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead took it. Sure enough, the guy jumped, so the blonde gave her friend the fifty. The [...]
T.G.I.F. (joke)
A blonde went to her friend’s house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt. “Why are you wearing a ‘Thank God It’s Friday shirt?” asked her friend. “It’s only Wednesday!” “Oh, crap!” said the blonde. “I thought that meant ‘Tits Go In Front!’ “ Related PostsLittle Johnny Viagra JokeThink you’ve heard all the “little Johnny” jokes? Think again [...]
The Blonde Fishing Trip
What was this guy thinking taking a blonde on a fishing trip? A guy and his blonde girlfriend went on a fishing trip. Renting all the equipment (rods, reels, waders, boat, even a cabin in the woods), they spent a fortune. They fished every day and never caught a thing. Finally, on the last day [...]
Joliet Blonde (joke)
A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He [...]
The Blonde in Biology Class (blonde joke)
The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand. “Are you saying there’s a lot of sugar in male semen?” “Correct,” responded the professor, adding more statistical material. The same girl raised her hand again. “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?” The entire class burst out [...]
