Archive for 'Computer Jokes' Category
Tech Support Torture
Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support? [photopress:torture_tech_support.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Sex ShopAn elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for s…Don’t Shave Your Ass Hair!Don’t Shave I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story [...]
Power Switch
Can you find the power switch for your computer? [photopress:power_switch.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsReligious Leaders as Software Programmers (joke)Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religious leaders had also learned so…Fart FootballAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points…It’s Fart Football!An elderly couple has [...]
Online Addiction?
Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction? [photopress:online_addiction_wedding.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsSex Addiction (joke)The stunning blonde went to her faculty advisor for some course problems, but seemed distracted. “Ar…“Time Expired” Parking Meter on Grave (funny pics)I got this from a lady online. A friend of hers died who had a great sense [...]
Computer Airbag
Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag? [photopress:computer_airbag.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsLaundry Computer RoomLook at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-compu…Computer Programmer JokeA computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, “Don…Computer Addict’s exercise planComputer Addicts’ Exercise Plan: Sitting, staring, and [...]
Laundry Computer Room
Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room [photopress:washer_dryer_computer_desk.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsHanging the LaundryThree women always hang their laundry in their backyards. Often two of the women’s laundry gets wet,…Learning to Wash Laundry (joke)At a couple’s first breakfast in their new home, the wife commented, “Look [...]
Spam in a bottle
What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course! [photopress:spam_in_a_bottle.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Irishman’s Three WishesAn Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it of…The Irishman’s WishIr you’re Irish – this joke should bring a [...]
Better ways to log off (funny cartoon)
Here’s a funny one – there sure are better ways to log off! [photopress:better_ways_to_log_off.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsHilariously funny commercials video from around the worldTo follow up the other funny video posts, here’s a great post from YouTube of funny commercials! If…Funny LOL Cat Video from YouTubeAlright – just had to post this one…if you don’t laugh [...]
Google Autocomplete WTF pic
Again another WTF with this Google autocomplete image. To think that people really had to type this in to get these embedded as Google suggestions: Related PostsWTF Sex Pic – With A Kid in the Car?This is clearly a WTF pic, with a woman having sex with her skirt hiked up and riding the guy [...]
The Original Computer
[photopress:pencil.jpg,full,centered] Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account if you had a 3 inch floppy… …you just hoped [...]
Open season on nerds (joke)
A truck driver hauling a container load of computers out of Silicon Valley stops at a café for a cup of coffee. As he enters, he follows a nerdy guy with tape on his glasses and a pocket protector. The proprietor doesn’t say a word, but pulls out a shotgun and blows the geek away. [...]
