Archive for 'Computer Jokes' Category
I read it on the Internet…
I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M’s, sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people celebrating the fact that the year 2000 was “MM” in Roman numerals, when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering [...]
Computer Addict’s exercise plan
Computer Addicts’ Exercise Plan: Sitting, staring, and typing may no longer be enough to keep you in shape. Here’s a regimen to build those arms, shoulders and back muscles. While sitting at your computer, raise a 5-pound potato sack with each hand, extending your arms until they are straight out from your sides. Try to [...]
The Computer Shop
A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.” Pleasantly surprised by [...]
Tech Support Torture
Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support? [photopress:torture_tech_support.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Sex ShopAn elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for s…Don’t Shave Your Ass Hair!Don’t Shave I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story [...]
Power Switch
Can you find the power switch for your computer? [photopress:power_switch.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsReligious Leaders as Software Programmers (joke)Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religious leaders had also learned so…Fart FootballAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points…It’s Fart Football!An elderly couple has [...]
Online Addiction?
Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction? [photopress:online_addiction_wedding.jpg,full,pp_image] Related Posts“Time Expired” Parking Meter on Grave (funny pics)I got this from a lady online. A friend of hers died who had a great sense of humor and always used…Little Johnny’s Gambling Addiction (joke)It was little Johnny’s first day in school, so [...]
Computer Airbag
Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag? [photopress:computer_airbag.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsLaundry Computer RoomLook at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-compu…Computer Addict’s exercise planComputer Addicts’ Exercise Plan: Sitting, staring, and typing may no longer be enough to keep you …Power SwitchCan you find the power switch for [...]
Laundry Computer Room
Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room [photopress:washer_dryer_computer_desk.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsHanging the LaundryThree women always hang their laundry in their backyards. Often two of the women’s laundry gets wet,…Learning to Wash Laundry (joke)At a couple’s first breakfast in their new home, the wife commented, “Look [...]
Spam in a bottle
What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course! [photopress:spam_in_a_bottle.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Irishman’s Three WishesAn Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it of…The Irishman’s WishIr you’re Irish – this joke should bring a [...]
Better ways to log off (funny cartoon)
Here’s a funny one – there sure are better ways to log off! [photopress:better_ways_to_log_off.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsHilariously funny commercials video from around the worldTo follow up the other funny video posts, here’s a great post from YouTube of funny commercials! If…Funny LOL Cat Video from YouTubeAlright – just had to post this one…if you don’t laugh [...]
