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The Origin of the Internet (joke)

This is the true story of how the Internet was invented and how it began.
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader called Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot of Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of [...]

I read it on the Internet…

I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M’s, sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people celebrating the fact that the year 2000 was “MM” in Roman numerals, when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering [...]

Computer Addict’s exercise plan

Computer Addicts’ Exercise Plan: Sitting, staring, and typing may no longer be enough to keep you in shape. Here’s a regimen to build those arms, shoulders and back muscles. While sitting at your computer, raise a 5-pound potato sack with each hand, extending your arms until they are straight out from your sides. Try to [...]

The Computer Shop

A man’s printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop. A friendly young man informed him, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself.” Pleasantly surprised by [...]

Tech Support Torture

Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support?
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Power Switch

Can you find the power switch for your computer?
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Online Addiction?

Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction?
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Computer Airbag

Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag?
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Laundry Computer Room

Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room
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Spam in a bottle

What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course!
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