Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support?

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Can you find the power switch for your computer?

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Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction?

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Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag?

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Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room

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What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course!

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Here’s a funny one – there sure are better ways to log off!

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Again another WTF with this Google autocomplete image. To think that people really had to type this in to get these embedded as Google suggestions:

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Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider’s home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

if you had a 3 inch floppy…

…you just hoped nobody ever found out!

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A truck driver hauling a container load of computers out of Silicon Valley stops at a café for a cup of coffee. As he enters, he follows a nerdy guy with tape on his glasses and a pocket protector. The proprietor doesn’t say a word, but pulls out a shotgun and blows the geek away. “Why’d you do that?” cried the truck driver. “Oh, don’t worry, since the nerds have overpopulated Silicon Valley, they’re in open season. You don’t even need a license!” The driver finishes his coffee, gets back in his truck, and as he heads out of the driveway, his load shifts, his back door opens and his load of computers spills out all over the road. Immediately a huge crowd of nerds forms, grabbing his computers. Remembering the incident in the café, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away until a cop arrives and orders him to stop. “What’s wrong, officer? I thought it was open season on nerds?” “Well, yeah,” replied the cop. “But it ain’t fair to bait ‘em!”