Category Archives: Mechanic Jokes

Seven Hundred Ten

A blonde walks into the local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.

They all looked at each other perplexed.

Another customer asked, “What is a ‘seven-hundred-ten’?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.” She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

Still perplexed, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a ‘710’ on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.


Auto Mechanics

After nearly forty years in practice, a gynecologist decided to retire to pursue his first love, auto mechanics. He enrolled at the local community college and worked very hard, but worried that he was too old to compete with his younger classmates. Sure enough, on the final exam the other students finished in about two hours, while it took him the full four hours allocated. Afterwards, as he washed up, he asked his teacher about his grade. “I gave you a score of 150 points out of 100 possible,??? said the teacher. “What? How can that be???? “Well, I gave you 50 points for disassembling the engine perfectly, another 50 points for reassembling the engine perfectly, and an additional 50 points for doing the whole damn job through the muffler!???