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A blonde walks into the local garage and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”.
They all looked at each other perplexed.
Another customer asked, “What is a ’seven-hundred-ten’?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.” She said that she did not know exactly what it [...]

After nearly forty years in practice, a gynecologist decided to retire to pursue his first love, auto mechanics. He enrolled at the local community college and worked very hard, but worried that he was too old to compete with his younger classmates. Sure enough, on the final exam the other students finished in about two [...]