Archive for 'Mother in Law Jokes' Category

The Funeral Procession

By topjokes - Last updated: Saturday, May 1, 2010

A woman walked out of Starbucks with her morning coffee and was taken aback by an unusual funeral procession. One long black hearse was followed by another long black hearse, which was followed by a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash, who was followed by at least 200 more women in a [...]

One Wish before Punishment

By topjokes - Last updated: Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Joneses were traveling with Mrs. Jones’s mother in a far away country when the mother-in-law made a careless remark, insulting the native royal family. They were arrested, convicted, and sentenced to fifty lashes with a cane. To show their magnanimity, the royal family granted the guests one wish before their beating. “Mrs. Jones, what [...]