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The new robot secretary

Jim the techogeek was admiring John the technogeek’s new acquisition. “John, that new robot secretary of yours is cool!” “Glad you like her. She’s the latest model.” “How does she work?” “Easy. Squeeze her left breast and she takes dictation. Squeeze her right breast and she types a letter.” “Wow! Cool.” “Would you like to [...]

Bill Gates and the Cool Watch

Scott was struggling through the airport terminal with his obviously heavy suitcase when Bill Gates asked him the time. Scott didn’t recognize him, but pushed a button on his watch. The watch said out loud, “It’s five fifty.” “Hey, cool watch!” said Bill. Scott replied, “Yeah, it’s not bad. Check this…” He displayed every time [...]