Archive for 'Southern Jokes' Category
The Old Hillbilly (joke)
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning until night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him [...]
The Southern Salesman
A young guy from Mississippi moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You [...]
You might be a redneck if… (joke)
You may be a redneck if your Daddy’s last words were, “Hold my beer and watch this!” Related PostsThe Redneck and the Police Dog (joke)One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and head…Redneck Garbage (joke)A sheriff’s deputy pulled up beside a man [...]
Jumping off the bridge (joke)
An Alabama farmer was driving across a bridge when he noticed a man on the railing ready to jump. The farmer stopped his pickup, ran up to the man, and said, “Hey fellow, stop! Why are you doing this?” The man replied, “I have no reason to live.” The farmer said, “Think of your wife [...]
