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They Grow Them Big Down in Texas

By topjokes - Last updated: Sunday, May 2, 2010

A sweet young clerk at a big city store approached a rather large man in the men’s department. “May I help you???? she purred. “Why, yes, ma’am. I wanna buy a complete outfit of them city clothes.??? Her eyes lit up. “Excellent. Shall we begin with a new suit???? “Why, shore ma’am. 53 tall.??? “Wow, [...]

The Texan in the Irish Pub (joke)

By topjokes - Last updated: Thursday, November 5, 2009

A Texan announces to the crowd in an Irish pub, “I’ll give $500 to any man here who can drink ten pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room grows quiet. No one takes him up on his offer, and one man even leaves. Thirty minutes later that same man taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is [...]