A? man went to a Catholic church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the? priest’s hand. He said “Father, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon.? Damned good!”? The priest? said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.”? The man? said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five? thousand? dollars in the offering plate!”? The priest? said, “No shit?”