Dusty Underwear (joke)

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘What the Hell is this??’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

‘Susan,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker… ‘It’s not talcum powder……

It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.’

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