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		<title>The $10 Bet (joke)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it&#8217;s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, &#8216;What&#8217;s with the money in the jar?&#8217; &#8216;Well&#8230;&#8230;you pay $10 and if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Nuns in a convenience store (joke)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Doctor&#8217;s Appointment (joke)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. &#8220;How much do you weigh?&#8221; she asks. &#8220;115,&#8221; she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140 (I wish). The nurse asks, &#8220;Your height?&#8221; &#8220;5 foot 8,&#8221; she says. The nurse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny&#8217;s Prayer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God,Â  USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.Â  He walked in.Â Â  She turned and said, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to make love to me this very moment.&#8221; His eyes lit up and he thought, &#8220;This is my lucky day.&#8221; Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want to be a movie star?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A good looking man walked into an agent&#8217;s office in Hollywood andÂ  said &#8220;I want to be a movie star.&#8221; Tall, handsome and with experienceÂ  on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s your name?&#8221; The guy said, &#8220;My name is Penis van Lesbian.&#8221; The agent said, &#8220;Sir, I hate to tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lone Ranger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, &#8220;So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?&#8221; The Lone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sheer Negligee</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A husband shopped at Victoria&#8217;s Secret for a sheer negligee for his wife. He found several, with prices from $50 to $500; evidently, the sheer-er, the price-ier! Being a man, he picked the sheerest, took it home to his wife (without removing the price tag, of course) and asked her to model it. In their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In case it gets hot (blonde joke)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A newscaster asked three women what one item they would take with them if they were going to be stranded on a deserted island. The brunette said, &#8220;Food, so I can eat.&#8221; The redhead said, &#8220;Water, so I can drink.&#8221; The blond said, &#8220;A car door.&#8221; The newscaster asked, &#8220;What? A car door? Why?&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Irishman&#8217;s Wish</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ir you&#8217;re Irish &#8211; this joke should bring a smile to your face! An Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off, and out popped a genie. &#8220;Since you have freed me from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes.&#8221; The Irishman thought [...]]]></description>
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