When Moishe arrived in New York, the customs official inspected his suitcase and asked, “Why do you have five sets of gold teeth?” Moishe explained, “Orthodox Jews have two separate sets of dishes, one for meat products and one for dairy products. Since I keep kosher, I have separate sets of teeth for each.” The customs official asked, “Okay, that accounts for two sets. But what about the other three?” Moishe replied, “Being a very religious Jew, I use separate dishes for Passover, too, so I also have separate teeth for meat and dairy products on Passover.” The customs official was still skeptical. “You are a very religious man, but that just four sets of teeth. What about the fifth?” “Well, to tell ya the truth, once in a while I enjoy a nice ham sandwich!”