Top Jokes

‘Amish: Don’t Drink or Drive’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

If you know any Amish people, then you’ll probably have to get this for them. Chances are, they don’t know about the internet yet.

‘Dick in a Box’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps.

‘George W. Bush Has Aides’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

They say he only has a year left, too.

‘Hungry Hungry Hippo’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

When we were tossing around how this obviously brilliant shirt idea would manifest itself on a piece of fabric, Jake suggested that the hippo should be leaning over a toilet vomiting white marble balls. I’m glad we didn’t go with that.

‘I Dyslexia Heart’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

For an added joke, wear this t-shirt backwards.

‘I’d Hit That ‘ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Any Donkey is a pinata, if you like donkey meat enough.

‘Leave Lindsay A-Lohan’ Funny T-Shirt for Women

Celebrities are just like us, they need privacy… and 100% cotton t-shirts made in sweatshop free environments.

‘Mac Daddy’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.

‘More Cowbell’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Because less cowbell would result in less cowbell.

‘Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Gently unroll the condiment all the way down to the base of the sandwich. If you don’t get it on the first time, throw the condiment away and start again.

‘Prose Before Hos’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

And here’s another thing. Ya know that cute girl in your english class that you’ve been trying to impress? This shirt should do the trick. It shows you’re smart and clever while making sure she knows you’ve got a sense of humor too. Place your order on a Monday, get the shirt on a Thursday, wear it to class on Friday and ask her out for Saturday. After that, welcome to Pantyville, population: you.

‘Push It’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Spend your allowance money on this to remind yourself of your roots.

‘SILF’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Where’s the best place to meet a hot sandwich? The club. Baby, I like it rye.

‘Air Guitar Hero’ Funny T-Shirt for Men

Finally — a fake way to play fake guitar!

‘Cup Chicks T-Shirt for Men

2 girls. 1 dream.