Grandma’s Birth Control Pills

This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life. He
finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her
medications that had been prescribed for her. ? As the young doctor was
looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills.

“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?”

“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possible help you sleep.”

She reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee. ? “Yes, dear, I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks………………..and
believe me, it helps me sleep at night.”

You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas

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