The nursery school teacher held up a picture and asked, “What’s this?” “A horsey!” one child answered. “And this?” “A piggy!” “And now this?” asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was total silence. “Come now, children,” she coaxed, “I’ll give you a little hint: What does Mommy call Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?” “I know! I know!!” exclaimed one little girl. “It’s a horny bastard!”