Honk if you love Jesus Joke

At the Christian bookstore I found a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I do, so I bought it, put it on my bumper, and then headed home. It’s a good thing I did because, while I was stopped at a red light, lost in thought about how good the Lord is, I didn’t notice the light change. Luckily someone else loved Jesus because, if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. Lots of people loved Jesus. A guy behind me started honking like crazy, then leaned out his window and screamed, “For the love of God, go. Go! Jesus Christ, lady, GO!” What an exuberant cheerleader for Jesus! Soon he had everyone honking. I leaned out my window and waved at all the loving people. I even honked a few times myself to share the love. One guy yelled something about a sunny beach. Another waved in a funny way–I think it was a Hawaiian good luck sign, so I gave him that good luck sign back. Some folks were so full of joy that they left their cars and walked towards me. They probably wanted to pray with me but by then I noticed the light had changed, so I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove through the intersection just as the light turned red again. I felt sad that they all had to stay behind after sharing all that love, so I leaned out the window and gave that Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord!

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