This joke is for all of you that might have been hoping for a boy…
After the birth of his daughter, Mr. Abram was brooding in the waiting room. Noticing his gloom, the obstetrician said, “Excuse me, Bill, why the long face?” Mr. Abram looked up, “To tell ya the truth, Doc, I didn’t really want a daughter. I was hoping for a kid who had, ya know… a penis.” The doctor patted him on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, Bill. In eighteen years, she’ll have as many as she wants!”