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The sweet little girl asked, “How did I get here, Mommy?” Mother replied, “God sent you, honey.” “And did God send you too, Mommy?” “Yes, sweetheart, he did.” “And Daddy and Grandma and Grandpa and their moms and dads, too?” “Yes, honey, all of them, too.” The child shakes her little head in disbelief. “So you’re telling me nobody in this family has sex in 200 years? No wonder you’re so grouchy!”