How’ve You Been Grandpa?

A man visited his 85-year-old grandfather in the nursing home. “How’ve you been, grandpa???? he asked. “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses take such good care of me. Why, every night they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill and I sleep like a log.??? The man went to see the head nurse. “What’s going on here???? he asked. “Grandpa says you’re giving him Viagra on a daily basis now. Surely that’s not true!??? “Oh, yes,??? replied the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock he gets a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.??? “But why? A man of his age???? “Well, the hot chocolate makes him sleepy and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed!???

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