Learning to Wash Laundry (joke)

At a couple’s first breakfast in their new home, the wife commented, “Look at our new neighbor’s laundry. It’s not even clean,” she said. “She must not know how to wash correctly.” Her husband looked, but said nothing. The next time their neighbor hung her wash, the wife said, “Maybe she needs a better brand of soap.” This went on for about a month, but finally, one day the neighbor’s laundry was clean. The wife said, “Look at that! Finally she learned how to wash. I wonder who taught her?” Her husband replied, “No one. I got up early this morning and washed our windows.”

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