Life or death (joke)

A police officer stopped a man for speeding. “Good afternoon, sir. Do you know you were speeding?” “Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but this is a matter of life or death.” “Oh, really? How’s that?” “There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.” “I don’t see how that’s a matter of life or death…” “Because if I don’t get home before my wife does, she’s gonna kill me!”

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