Little Johnny’s Savings (joke)

Little Johnny’s mother was shocked to catch her young son masturbating. She sat him down and had a talk with him. “Honey, you want to be a good boy, right? Well, good little boys save that until they’re married.” A few weeks later, she had another talk with Little Johnny. “So, John, how are you doing with that problem we talked about, dear? Are you ‘saving it’ for marriage?” Little Johnnie pulled a jar out from under his bed. “I’m doing great, Mom! So far, I’ve got nearly a quart!”

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