My Lexus is ruined (joke)

A successful attorney parked his new Lexus in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened his door to get out, a truck whizzed by tore off the driver’s door completely. The furious lawyer grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. Within minutes, a policeman pulled up. “My brand new Lexus is ruined! It’ll never be the same!” The cop shook his head in disgust. “You lawyers are so materialistic!” he said. “You focus entire on possessions and ignore life itself.” “Oh, yeah?” asked the lawyer. “What makes you say that?” The cop replied, “Good God, man. Do you even realize that your left arm got ripped off along with your door?” The lawyer looked down and saw what the cop said was true. He screamed, “My new Rolex!”

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