As Shelly’s high school reunion drew to a close, the master of ceremonies gave out prizes to the graduates who had traveled the farthest, been married the longest or shortest, were the most successful, etc. Shelly was surprised to hear her own name. “And to Shelly, for the most children: a bottle of champagne and a giant economy-sized bottle of aspirin!” “Don’t bother with the aspirin,” giggled Shelly. “Isn’t it obvious that, with ten kids, I’ve never had a headache!”