One beautiful Sunday morning, when the church was full of faithful parishioners, Satan appeared in a burst of flame! Everyone screamed and ran for the exit, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew. Satan bellowed, “Don’t you know who I am???? The man replied, “Yep, sure do.??? Satan roared, “Aren’t you afraid of Satan???? “Nope, sure ain’t.??? Satan was perturbed. “And why do you not fear me???? The old gentleman replied calmly, “Been married to your sister for over 40 years.???