Road Rage (joke)

A stressed-out woman driving an SUV was tailgating a man driving a small car down a busy street. When the man stopped at a yellow light, the woman went berserk, screamed, honked her horn, and flipped off the poor guy — all because she didn’t get to race through the yellow light behind him. As she cursed away, there was a tap on her window and she turned to see a very serious police officer. He ordered her to exit the car with her hands up, hauled her off to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and locked in a cell. After several hours, she was taken back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He explained, “I’m sorry for the mistake, lady, but when I pulled up behind you and you were blowing your horn, giving the finger, and cussing up a blue streak. Then I noticed your ‘Choose Life’ license plate frame, your ‘What Would Jesus Do?” bumper sticker, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ sign in your rear window, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on your trunk and I naturally assumed the car was stolen!”

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