Shopping for a gift for his wife, a man asked the perfume clerk to show him some “really nice perfume.” She brought out a bottle costing $150. “Whoa! That’s a lot of money,” he moaned. “Maybe something that’s just a little less nice?” So she showed him a bottle that cost $100. “That’s still too much,” he complained. “Can you show me something really cheap?” So the clerk brought out a mirror!