“Doc, you gotta check out my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear to my thigh; you’ll hear it.” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh and heard, “Gimme a hundred bucks. I need a hundred bucks.” “Why, I’ve never heard anything like this before! How long has this been going on?” said the doctor. “About a week. But there’s more, Doc. Put your ear to my knee.” The doctor placed his ear to the man’s knee and heard, “Gimme fifty bucks. Come on, lend me fifty bucks!” The doctor was dumbfounded. “I don’t know what to tell you. I’ve never encountered anything like this before.” “Wait, Doc, there’s more. Put your ear to my ankle.” The doctor did and heard, “Please, gimme a twenty. All I’m askin’ is a measy twenty bucks!” The doctor shook his head. “I have no medical diagnosis for you,” he said. “But I can tell you this: your leg is broke in at least three places!”