Loving husband Jeff was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and
his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”
The next morning, Jeff got up really early before work. When his wife woke
up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough,
there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the
box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Jeff is not yet able to have visitors.