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Superman and Wonder Woman on the Beach (joke)

Superman, patrolling Metropolis on a particularly boring day, spied Wonder Woman on the beach, sunbathing in the nude! Remembering that he was “faster than a speeding bullet,” he wondered if he could score with Wonder Woman before she knew what hit her. He swooped down, finished in an instant, and then flew away wearing a big happy grin. Wonder Woman sat up in the sand. “What in hell was that?!” And the Invisible Man replied, “I don’t know, but my butt hurts!”