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		<title>Hoping for a boy (joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This joke is for all of you that might have been hoping for a boy&#8230; After the birth of his daughter, Mr. Abram was brooding in the waiting room. Noticing his gloom, the obstetrician said, &#8220;Excuse me, Bill, why the long face?&#8221; Mr. Abram looked up, &#8220;To tell ya the truth, Doc, I didn&#8217;t really [...]]]></description>
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<p>This joke is for all of you that might have been hoping for a boy&#8230;</p>
<p>After the birth of his daughter, Mr. Abram was brooding in the waiting room. Noticing his gloom, the obstetrician said, &#8220;Excuse me, Bill, why the long face?&#8221; Mr. Abram looked up, &#8220;To tell ya the truth, Doc, I didn&#8217;t really want a daughter. I was hoping for a kid who had, ya know&#8230; a penis.&#8221; The doctor patted him on the shoulder. &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, Bill. In eighteen years, she&#8217;ll have as many as she wants!&#8221;</p>
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