Tag Archives: Redneck Jokes

You might be a redneck if… (joke)

You may be a redneck if your Daddy’s last words were, “Hold my beer and watch this!”

Redneck Garbage (joke)

A sheriff’s deputy pulled up beside a man dumping garbage from his pickup into a ditch. The cop asked, “Why are you dumping garbage there? Don’t you see that sign right over your head?” “Yup, I saw it,” he replied. “That’s why I’m ah dumpin’ it here. Don’t it say ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage’?”