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Topless Blonde Gambling (joke)

Here’s a good blonde joke for ya – this one’s actually smart (even if she is naked)!

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.  She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless.’

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, ‘Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!’

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed ‘YES! YES! I WON! I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her winnings, and her Clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’

The other answered, ‘I don’t know… I thought you were watching.’