An Amish father and son were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that moved? apart and slid back together again.

The boy asked “What is this father?” The father never having seen an elevator responded, “Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life.

While they were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up.

They continued to watch and the numbers began to light in reverse order. Finally the walls opened up and a gorgeous? young blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son…”Go get your mother”.