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The Bullfight (joke)

A man in a Tijuana restaurant notices a fellow next to him being served two huge round pieces of meat. He asks the waiter about the dish. “Every week there is a bullfight in the arena. When the bull dies, he is castrated. But, you must order it a week in advance.” The man does order it for the following Saturday night and, a week later, returns to the restaurant. But when his dish arrives, he’s disappointed. On his plate are two small discs of meat. “Waiter! The gentleman last week had such a beautiful meal, yet these are nothing!” The waiter replies, “Sir, sometimes the Bull, he wins!”