The French Maid

A rich Beverly Hills matron got mad at her French maid, told her in no uncertain terms about her shortcomings as a housekeeper, and then fired her. The maid’s Gaelic ancestry couldn’t allow such abuse to go unanswered. “Ma’am, you should know: your husband considers me a better housekeeper than you. He told me himself.” Her boss said nothing. “And furthermore, he considers me a better cook than you, too.” Again, no rise. “Plus, I am better in bed than you!” Her former employer sneered, “And I suppose my husband told you that, too?” “No, ma’am,” said the maid. “The FedEx driver!”

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