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The Little Fireman

A little boy in a big fireman’s hat was riding down the sidewalk on his toy fire truck, being pulled by a big old ugly dog. Unfortunately, since the boy had tied the rope around the dog’s privates, the truck was going rather slowly. A man noticed this and gently said, “You know, son, that truck would go a lot faster if you tied the rope to your dog’s collar.??? The boy nodded in agreement. “Maybe so, but then I wouldn’t have a siren!???