A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to tell her that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails the top part. Then his grandmother writes, asking for a current photo of himself in his new location. Again, he cuts a photo in half, but this time sends the wrong half by accident. When he realizes that he sent the wrong half he is worried, but, remembering how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is, figures she won’t notice. Sure enough, grandma’s next letter says, “Thanks for the photo. Change your hairstyle…it makes your nose look too short!”