The Roadside Cafe

A man stopped at a roadside café, sat down at the counter, and was surprised by the Daily Specials sign: “Cheeseburger $7, Chicken Sandwich $8, Hand Job $20.00.” When the attractive waitress came to take his order, he asked, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” “Yes,” she purred, “and I’m good, too!” The man replied, “Well, wash your hands and bring me a cheeseburger! “

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