The Seven Dwarfs are Voyeurs

Snow White was sleepy and told the seven dwarfs she was going to bed. After the usual seven “Good Nights!” she went upstairs. Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and stood on each other’s shoulders beneath her bedroom window. Since tonight was Grumpy’s turn to be on top, he was the only one who could see inside so it was his duty to describe exactly what he saw to the others. He reported, “She’s taking off her blouse.” and this was echoed down the stack, “She’s taking off her blouse.” “She’s taking off her blouse.” “She’s taking off her blouse.” “She’s taking off her blouse.” “She’s taking off her blouse.” “She’s taking off her blouse.” Then Grumpy said, “She’s taking off her skirt!” which was again echoed, “She’s taking off her skirt!” “She’s taking off her skirt!” etc. Then Grumpy reported, “She’s taking off her bra!” which echoed, “She’s taking off her bra!” on down the pile. “She’s taking off her panties!” Ditto. Finally, Grumpy looked around and, from his vantage point, saw a stranger heading towards them from out of the woods. He said, “Someone’s coming!” And down the line of dwarves was heard, “Me too.” “Me too.” “Me too….”

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