A special agent, an administrative specialist and an office manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique lamp. They rubbed it and of course a magic genie appeared in a puff of smoke. “Since I always grant three wishes, you each may have one.” “Me, first! Me, first!” cried the administrative specialist. “I want to drive a speedboat in the Bahamas without a care in the world!” And poof! she was gone. “Me, next! Me, next!” cried the special agent. “I want to relax on the beach in Hawaii with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” And poof! she was gone. Finally it was the manager’s turn. The manager said, “I want those two assholes back in the office after lunch!” The moral of the story? Always let your boss have the first say!