Three young boys were reading magazines while waiting for the barber. One boy had Popular Mechanics, the second boy had Field and Stream, and the third boy had somehow found a copy of Playboy. An elderly man sitting nearby asked the first boy, “Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?” The boy reading Popular Mechanics replied, “I want to be the best mechanic ever!” Then the man asked the second little boy, “Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?” The boy reading Field and Stream replied, “I want to be the best fisherman ever!” He hesitated after noticing the third little boy’s magazine selection, but he finally asked, “Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?” The boy reading Playboy replied, “Well, I’m not ‘xactly sure what you call it, but I just can’t wait!”