A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the
Tip of her index finger shot off.
“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.
“What?” sputtered the doctor, “You tried to commit suicide by
Shooting off your finger?”
“No, Silly, “the blonde said, “First I put the gun to my chest, and
Then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not
Shooting myself in the chest.”
“So then?” asked the doctor.
“Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, “I just paid
$3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened . I’m not shooting myself in the
Mouth.”
“So then?”
“Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: “This is going to
Make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
Trigger.